How can I become a Vampire?

Question

Okay I can not take this any longer I want to know how to become a Vampire or were I could find one I don't care if it's on the other side of the world!! Even if my soul will be damned forever.I'm not going to ask if they are real! I know their out there somewhere!!! (If you wanna hate don't bother cause I'll push back.HARD) :)

Answer 1

WAIT! ACTUALLY. i read somethin online about this girl who ate a TON of cheese. like all different kinds. and A LOT. but only on full moon days



Also! i know that people melt the cheese and bathe in it. but you have to bath in gooda.

Answer 2

Okay kid, I'm going to try and be as nice as possible, since I've read many of the answers you've gotten... Alright, most people that think they're vampires are mentally disabled. If you've looked around the news people have had to be taken and put into an insane asylum for thinking that they're vampires.



For example, there was this one old man who that he was a vampire so, he actually drank peoples blood and killed them. He didn't have any fangs so he used his fingernails instead... My point is really if you go looking for a vampire, even if they might exist, you'll most likely just find some loon that thinks they're a vampire. You'll end up being killed and not in the immortal way with no soul but in the way where you'll be six feet under. It's best not to go out looking...



Even if there were vampires you think that they'd leave traces of their existence around so easily? I think not.

Answer 3

Are you 10?

Answer 4

There are all kinds of vampire sites that give the impression that they have private discussions that you can become a part of after sometime on the site. For example vampireforum.net

You never know you may hook up with one.....Good luck.

Answer 5

Well, you really need to quantify your answer. As for the mystical, sleep in coffins, dead but still walking around,......they are not real.



There are people though, who drink blood for either magical, ritualistic, spiritual, or carnal purposes, so I suppose they would be considered vampires.



Punch around the outskirts of hemophiliac (free bleeders) support groups,....



You'll find some there.

Answer 6

Well, I just know about ONE vampire that has ever existed. But I don't remember from where. :/ It came out on this show, though.



P.S. Why do you wanna become a vampire? That's pretty pathetic.



Wow, You must be traumatized with Twilight, eh?

Answer 7

The ONLY way to become a vampire is to move into a fantasy world. There are NO SUCH THINGS! Push back all you want to but it still won't make them real.

Answer 8

Vampires are fictional. There are a lot of people who claim to be vampires, but they're mentally unstable and can't tell real from fiction. You will never become a vampire.

Answer 9

There is evidence that supports the theory of Vampiricism, but that evidence also includes that the Vampyres are born the way the way they are, and it is indeed very difficult to find a vampyre and more difficult to become one. You could start your search in Romania, Russia, Turkey and Transylvania

Answer 10

ok, little 12 year old girl, i'm sorry to tell you this, but edward cullen does not exist. "damned soul" pfft, straight from the book.



now gtfo, or start asking real questions.

Answer 11

eat blood. grow long fangs. yay!



to do the second step, cut all your other teeth down a notch. then sharpen the other two.or you could buy those little rubber fangs for 50 cents :D

Answer 12

First, I would run to the nearest hospital.. And ask them if they've seen any vampire activity.. then HOPEFULLY.. they will check you in for psychiatric evaluation.

Answer 13

Turn off your TV and go, find 'em.

Oh, and take some food with you. It will be a very, very, very long journey.

Or just take some LSD... perhabs that will help.

Answer 14

and when i was 11 i wanted to be a wizard and go to hogwarts, just like harry potter

Answer 15

Beg for some bum to kill you then hope you raise in 3 days?

Answer 16

Give me a dollar and I'll tell you how

Answer 17

...Stop reading crap like Twilight and go see a therapist...you have some problems O_o

Answer 18

Go out at night......... wait under a tree...... look for bats........ catch one........ let it bite you........ see the miracle.......... (I hope once the bat bites you it will let you go off)....... or just bite it back.........



then go home watch twilight for rest of the night............. next day TADA.......... don't go out.... sun will burn you down.....

Answer 19

You go see twilight.. your soul will DIE AND BE DAMNED FOREVER!!!!!!

bahahahahahaha

Answer 20

Uh.... be bitten by a vampire?

Answer 21

Let me bite you

Answer 22

hun.. seriously... you took twilight wayyyy to seriously

Answer 23

You can't, they don't exist.



If they did, wouldn't we have proof by now?

Answer 24

When you find out, let me know..

but in the mean time, thanks for two points ! (;

Answer 25

dude, i dont think they arereal, they are myths.

Answer 26

EAT CHEESE

Answer 27

STOP WATCHING TWILIGHT!

Answer 28

Oh, honey...

Answer 29

you're stupid.