My father said he was going to kick me out of the mansion?

Question

Because I am fat, ugly, and lazy. I'll never be suitable for a millionaire inheritance. What a pity! Oh, fey on me! I am but a lost, poor ***. I try to sound cavalier, but I am just a stupid little twink that thinks he's high and mighty because he's white.
Oh, dear me! What will I do without father sending housemaids to tuck me in at night and make sure my fairy night-light is lit cause I'm afraid of the dark? What will I do without the housemaids wiping my buttocks after I use my custom made toliet (it's custom made because my butt is so huge).
What will I do? Will I have to resort to jumping off a cliff?

Answer 1

Ehmagawd. All you can rant about on Yahoo Answers is your rich problems. I don't blame your father for wanting to kick you out of the mansion :)

Answer 2

yes jumping off the cliff would be a great option for you.

Answer 3

LMAO, this has to be a black person, this isnt even moderately insulting!



im going to have to start insulting another race so i could at least get a half decent clone.



and fix the avatar, i dont wear no polo shirts and my eyes arent sh*t colored

Answer 4

Change the outfit and eye color and your cloning would be more realistic.

Answer 5

yep much better than the original

Answer 6

You're so funny. I laughed when I read this.

Answer 7

HAHAHAHA! This one is better than the orginal.

Answer 8

yes, go work on the corner gay a*s boy

Answer 9

and you what me to feel sorry for you why?

Answer 10

LOLOL, nice.

Answer 11

not the mansion...don't u mean the trailer?